Your Opinion Beer Drinkin, Ass grabbin / Tat. getting, party rockin / L-puffin, tweeked & trippin / NO REDEEMING scumbags!! / Alley pukin, head shavin / porno buyin, girl snatchin / grave diggin, drink scammin / NO REDEEMING scumbags!! / That's YOUR OPINION / But, we enjoy life / It's our decision / How we live life / Meat eatin, bitch slappin, Doc wearin / Skateboardin, whore poking / NO REDEEMING scumbags!!! / Keg tappin, vulgar speakin / mind twistin, hash smoking, bail jumpin / NO REDEEMING scumbags!!! / You say all I do is waste my time / But, you're waiting for life to start at sixty-five / All regrets at the time you die / But I refuse to let my life pass me by / That's YOUR OPINION / But, we enjoy life / It's YOUR decision / How YOU live life. (Back to top)

Preganat Teenage Girls on Crack Pregnant Teenage Girls on Crack Cocaine / The World is going to Hell, but who's to blame / Pipe in their hand and bulge in their gut / Not even outta high school, but make a good slut / My mother should have warned me to stay away / From pregnant teenage girls on Crack Cocaine / Buying Rock for two for the price of one / Baking in the oven is a crispy bun / You see them all the time, but they're hard to tame / Pregnant Teenage Girls on Crack Cocaine / They learned it from their mothers who started smoking weed / Now it's Crack Cocaine and it's their turn to breed! / They'll pawn that pretty necklace, spend the loot on the rock / They'll break your heart, crash your car, and leave your ice in hock / My Mother should have warned me to stay away / From those Pregnant Teenage Girls on Crack Cocaine. (Back to top)

I Hate Everyone Drugs & Alcohol, not my problem / It's just the one's that try and solve them I HATE EVERYONE, I HATE EVERYONE / Don't care about you, can't you see / Left alone is how I wanna be / I HATE EVERYONE, I HATE EVERYONE / No time to hate a single race / I just can't stand your fuckin face / I HATE EVERYONE, I HATE EVERYONE / People that act soooo nice / Poison them like lousy mice / I HATE EVERYONE, I HATE EVERYONE / Doctors tell me I'm not sick / Go back to school you fuckin' dick! / I HATE EVERYONE, I HATE EVERYONE / Punks & Skins, guy in suit / Fuck with me and get the boot! / I HATE EVERYONE, I HATE EVERYONE / People try to tell you what to do - FUCK YOU! / People try to tell you what to say - NO FUCKIN' WAY! / I'm tired of looking at peoples' faces / I just want to see them in neck-braces / Politicians, I despise / Won't fall for all your blatant lies / I HATE EVERYONE, I HATE EVEYONE / My Girlfriend says she wants to eat / Shut up bitch and take the meat / I HATE EVERYONE, I HATE EVERYONE / Tell me I can't drink on stage / This will just provoke my rage / I HATE EVERYONE, I HATE EVERYONE / Punks & Skins, guy in suit / Fuck with me and get the boot! / I HATE EVERYONE, I HATE EVERYONE / I WANNA KILL EVERYONE!!! (Back to top)

Lights Out Chillin down at the local pub / Gonna leave to get some grub / Same ol' crowd is all around / Then I heard a familiar sound / A drunken Guido stumbles by / He grabs a girl that's with her guy / She's just chillin' with her man / To enjoy the evening that's at hand / LIGHTS OUT - as your body hits the ground / Silence all around / LIGHTS OUT!! / The Girl slaps him in the face / A drunken rage speeds the pace / Her man steps - to beat him down / Then all I heard was a crushing sound / He took a bottle to the head / His girls eyes fill with dread / In his head the lights go down / As his body hits the ground / LIGHTS OUT - As your body hits the ground / Silence all around / LIGHTS OUT!! / One - Quick attack / Slow - Two, React / Three - Fierce impact / Four - Brain snaps back / Five - Legs go numb / Six - Mind goes dumb / Seven - Sound turns off / Eight - feeling loss / Nine - your body slacks / TEN - fade to black / LIGHTS OUT!!!!!!!! (Back to top)

Heavy Metals Gold, Silver, Copper, Lead / Heavy Metal, bang your head / Molten Lava forms the rock / into spandex rolled tube sock / Don't deny your metal past / because you thought it wouldn't last / We're made of Steel, not diecast / Throw your Metal Signs in the Air!! / (solo - K-Love) / Lightning strikes earthly ground / Metal born - unholy sound / Devil signs in the crowd / Throw your Metal Signs in the Air!! / Gold, Silver, Copper, Lead / Heavy Metal - Bang your head / We wore mini skirts in the '80's / We had long hair, and we looked like a bunch of ladies / (yo, let's hear it for the ladies??!!!) (Back to top)

Olde-E Fever Wake up in the morning gonna go to the beach / But first, I smoke a fatty like Chong & Cheech / Gonna make a call to see who's around / Kent, Scott, & James - they're always down! / Gotta get a brew, Gotta get it now / Gotta get the label with the golden crown / All you sucka's seem to doubt / Of our intentions and what we're about / Thinking OLDE-E is just a game / Well, here's the bottle, now ignite the flame / Hang with us and you'll never be sicker / OLDE-E, OLDE-E that's the only malt liquor! / Drinkin all day is what we do / OLDE-E, OLDE-E for me and the brew crew / We gots the fever now we're on our way / OLDE-E, OLDE-E - that's what the fuck we say! / OLDE-E FEVER!! / Went to the spot, 2 bux in hand / But you still got a choice between a bottle or 2 cans / It's gonna make you crazy, or possibly canned / I see the red & gold / OLDE-E is my brand / OLDE-E FEVER!! / Grab the bottle, 40oz., Quart or can / Slam the shit down 'cause you think you the man / Better act quick, 'cause you thought you were slick / OLDE-E FEVER just got you sick!!!! Blah!!!! (Back to top)

I Work in a Graveyard (orig. written and recorded by Norman Bates & The Showerheads, 1989, Desperate Records)