Wake Up Wake Up / Get Up / Buck Up / Shut Up / Go to work, break my back / Give myself a heart attack / 9-5 is not for me / Mental breakdown-possibly / Close your eyes, and go to sleep / You wake up to the same old beat / Everyday you say that it's the last / But time flies by, way too fast / I stay behind, while they get ahead / I'll work myself until I'm dead / There's got to be a better way / To live my life and still stay sane. (back to top)

Olde-E, New-E I told you once, now I'll tell you again / 3 times a charm, did you hear me my friend? / After all of that, some of you still doubt / So I'll tell you once more what the crew's about / OLDE-E - for me! / OLDE-E - for you! / OLDE-E - for us! / OLDE-E - BREW CREW! / Left my house-where'd you go? / To the show-who'd you see? / The Six & Violence-they fuckin' rule! / They rock the house-no kidding, G / Left the show-where'd you go? / To the store-what'd you see? / Lots of snacks and forty's too / Do you know what kind? / Of course-OLDE-E! / Picked up 3, headed down the block / Popped one open, had to dodge the cops / Kent walked up and said, "Hey what's new?" / Nothin' mother fucker, do you want a brew? / OLDE-E - for me! / OLDE-E - for you! / OLDE-E - for us! / OLDE-E - BREW CREW! / Now, I know a lot of people hate our guts / But you don't have to drink to be down with us / Havin' lots of fun is what we're all about /I got just one more thing before I black out...and it's all about... / OLDE-E! (back to top)

Ape'n Around You call me on the monkey phone, and tell me I'm a chimp / One day you'll be an Ape, but right now you are a wimp / Bananas make no sound when you throw 'em at the wall / Livin' in a cage ain't no fun at all / Slinging, throwing monkey shit, Orangatanging me / I'll be the King Kong of this jungle, just you hang around and see / Swinging high above, looking down at me / When your vine breaks, don't come climbing up my tree / You're Ape'n Around with me. (back to top)

N.R.S.V. (sez F.U.) We're the...dregs of humanity, scum of the earth / NO REDEEMING SOCIAL VALUE's what were're worth / No morals-no lives / Lock your doors, cause we'll take your wives / We Rocked the Party, We Rocked the World / Now we're back to Rock your Girl / What the FUCK did you expect us to do?? / NO REDEEMING SOCIAL VALUE says FUCK YOU! / We don't give a FUCK about your whack-ass crew / NO REDEEMING SOCIAL VALUE says FUCK YOU! / Your're talking lots of shit about my OLDE-E BREW / NO REDEEMING SOCIAL VALUE says FUCK YOU!! / Back from the olde-school, cause we're once again / We're ROCKING THE PARTY, 'til the party ends / We got the kick-ass beats, and the fierce-assed riffs / You're yelling at your girl, because she's on MY DICK! / Stupid-ass grin as he dumped my brew / Passed out fines to the whole damn crew / You better watch out, it could happen to you / NO REDEEMING SOCIAL VALUE SAYS FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!! (back to top)

Piece of the Axxe When I was younger, there was one thing I knew / Chicks don't dig guys with kazoos / So I bought a guitar, and I learned how to ROCK / Now I know that would get the chicks on my JOCK / I tried the piano, I bought a trombone / But on saturday nights, I would sit home alone / I played the viola, I tried the sax / But now, everybody wants a PIECE OF THE AXXE/PIECE OF THE AXXE...solo, baby, solo........ (back to top)

Judge Not (words-Bob Marley/tunes NRSV) Don't look at me so smugly, and say I'm always bad / Who are you to judge me, and the life that I live / Now I know that I'm not perfect, but I don't claim to be / So before you point your finger, make sure your hands are clean / JUDGE NOT - before you judge yourself / JUDGE NOT - BEFORE YOU JUDGE YOURSELF! / The road of life is rocky / And you may stumble too / But before you talk about me / Someone else is judging you... / Who's judging YOU??? (back to top)

I Will Continue to Disgrace your Fucking Name Somehow I wonder, just how long / Time will pass, until you're proven wrong / I will continue to disgrace your fucking name / Because I know your thoughts, and I know your game / Your think you're the shit, you think you're the mack / Well, we know better, and your fucking shit is whack! (back to top)

I Just Wanna Screw I don't wanna go out tonight / I JUST WANNA SCREW / I'm not buying you dinner / I JUST WANNA SCREW / Fine, I'll meet your Mom / 'cause I JUST WANNA SCREW / Hang out with your Dad / 'cause I JUST WANNA SCREW / Play with your little sister / 'cause I JUST WANNA SCREW / Let's go to your room / 'cause I JUST WANNA SCREW / Forget those games you're playing / I JUST WANNA SCREW / Ditch those clothes you're wearing / I JUST WANNA SCREW / I'll respect you in the morning / 'cause I JUST WANNA SCREW / I'll cuddle and caress you / 'cause I JUST WANNA SCREW / I'll make you feel real special / 'cause I JUST WANNA SCREW / Sure, I'll say I love you / If you just let me SCREW. (back to top)

It's Not Punk We're the PUNK ROCK POLICE, and like it or not / Stay the fuck in line, and you won't get shot / IT'S NOT PUNK so fuck the dead / IT'S NOT PUNK to rock a bald-ass head / IT'S NOT PUNK to work 9-5 / IT'S NOT PUNK to wear a suit and tie / IT'S NOT PUNK to pile on / IT'S NOT PUNK to like this song / We see what you do, because we've been watching you / And we don't give a fuck, cause we don't have to be punk / IT'S NOT PUNK so fuck the dead / IT'S NOT PUNK to rock a bald-ass head / IT'S NOT PUNK to have sex appeal / IT'S NOT PUNK to get a record deal / IT'S NOT PUNK if you sing along / IT'S NOT PUNK to like this song / We see what you do, and we don't like you (never did) / And we don't give a fuck, cause we dont' have to be punk!!! (back to top)

(I Wanna be on) MTV-Parts I&II Y'know, I've been thinking about a lot of shit lately / I've been thinking about how we never have any money to do anything / In fact just tody I had to bum $2.50 from my girl just to buy this 40oz. / When are we gonna be rich and famous like my man Ozzy? / They want me on MTV / They need me on MTV / I wanna be on MTV / Pleeease put me on MTV / Come on folks, come on, listen to this cheesy song / With a catchy tune like this, it's just gotta be enough to brainwash millions / Get a film crew down here and I'll do a dance and shake my ass for all the ladies / But I'll still look hardcore enough so that the fellas can respect me / They want me on MTV / They need me on MTV / I wanna be on MTV / Pleeease put me on MTV. (back to top)

(That's Why) They Call it Hardcore Drive six hours, but don't get paid / Lots of naked girls, but no time to get laid / Fight with the clubs, just to get brew / The bouncers threw out the whole damn crew / Broken instruments, broken spirits / We grab our dicks and you all fear us / Come down, loose a tooth or a shoe / Motherfuckers GET SOAKED WITH OLDE-E BREW / That's why they call it Hardcore / That's why they call it life / We came here to fuck shit up / That's why we're here tonight / I've seen a lot of suckers that have been exposed / They tried and failed to play the role / A good time is what we're all about / Our intentions are clear, there is no doubt / That's why they call it Hardcore / That's why they call it life / We came here to fuck shit up / That's why we're here tonight / NO GUTS, NO GLORY / PAY TO PLAY, IT'S THE SAME OLD STORY / See a lot of people come and go / Been stabbed in the back by the one's we know / Our bodies are scarred, black & blue / Our skin is tatted, through and through / That's why they call it Hardcore / That's why they call it life / We came here to fuck shit up / That's why we're here tonight. (back to top)

Banned in Italy Man with Semi-auto in hand / Trying to get to a foreign land / Seven punks in one van / Passport out, give them to the man / Take all the papers and run a make / We all know you're on the take / Take all day for goodness sake / Check each one, they may be fake / YOU - what's your business here? / YOU - wanna make party here / YOU - get the hell outta here / YOU'RE NOT WELCOME / YOUR ENTRY IS DENIED! / WASH YOUR ASS, You filthy... (back to top)

Hockey Check, check, cross check / High stick too / Blue line-penalty / I CAN PLAY TOO / Knocking a puck across the ice / See a game-see a fight / Nice check into the glass / NYHC just kicked your ass. (back to top)

Drunken Frenzy If I said it once, then I said it 10 times / "I swear I'll never drink this crap again." / I'm never gonna drink like this again / DRUNKEN FRENZY, DRUNKEN FRENZY - DRINK, DRINK, DRINK, DRINK, DRINK / A bottle of Gin and a dozen brews / I aim for the bowl, but it always moves / I did it again, and I hit the floor / I'm not gonna drink like this no more / I just lie there and think about the way that I drink / In the morning, my mouth will be dry, and my breath will stink / OH NO, Gotta get to the sink / DRUNKEN FRENZY, DRUNKEN FRENZY - DRINK, DRINK, DRINK, DRINK, DRINK, DRINK, DRINK. (back to top)

Downfall The Juice, for the record, gained 2,000 yards / Living in the hills, dope house, crazy cars / Nicky went with Ronny, Kato sleeping in his bed / With a slash of the blade, two fuckers were dead / The Juice was in Chicago, but Kato heard a noise / Was a racist planting evidence while keeping his poise? / Did O.J. really do it?, or does it just seem / That the football hero of my youth got caught up in a scheme / The mystery remains, it fucks with the brain/ The end of truths' reign, the trip remains the same / Like JFK said, "ah shit, I'm dead!" / Three shots rang out, 1 ripped through his head / His poor little wife with an ear in her lap / Like my man, Crazy Mike D, she broke the fuck out / Did he get scoped from the grassy knoll? / Or three from the rifle where the books were sold / Did Mr. Harvey plan to take the fucker out? / Or was he just a patsy with no kind of clout? / The mystery remains, it confusing with the brain / The end of prides' reign, the trip remains the same / Something crashed down in Roswell, New Mexico / The government stepped in, that's all we'll ever know / The army came down HARD with threats of violence / Many people knew what up, but fear kept the silence / Did a weather balloon come crashing down to Earth? / Have stories blurred over time, depleting their worth? / Is the government denying the claims of crazy pests? / Or was the bomb a beacon for some strange guests? / The mystery remains, it messes with the brain / The end of trusts' reign, the trip remains the same. (back to top)

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